I hate chalk too.

I'm not talking about the kind that's used to write certain phrases from a certain stoner movie on the back of a certain place of employment. No, I love that chalk; The kind that would have gotten me fired, and may have even gotten me a ticket. Because you see, cops don't always see the difference between jokes and misdemeanors. But let's not talk about that old nonsense. I'm talking about the kind of chalk that people use to mark up every goddamn sidewalk on this campus. It's called "chalking" and it's the cheapest form of advertising around here. Every student organization uses it. Hopefully, many of the actual students despise it. It's an eyesore that needs to be stopped.

It's total chaos out there right now - it's homecoming week - and it pisses me off. Does anyone really care about a stupid football game, or are these student orgs just forced to show school spirit? Last time I checked, homecoming was a high school concept. I knew it existed in college, but I figured it wouldn't be a big deal. It is. The chalkings started last week, and unfortunately didn't have a camera with me. Finally, someone rebelled. The joke chalkings ranged from the clever - "Wells 4 Bush" complete with a sketch of a naked woman and an arrow pointing to that part of her anatomy - to the cliche (Got Pot?). Another one read "...And that's how I first got Herpes!" Pure comedy gold. Seriously, that made my day. But as this week started, more and more chalkings started appearing, saying how mucheach org or frat or dorm loved the Warhawks. Bullshit. Really, who gives a fuck?

I had the idea to chalk when people were advertising for their fraternities or sororities. I wanted to start my own self-proclaimed "Frorority" for both guys and girls. Never mind that when a greek organization is co-ed, it's still called a fraternity. I don't care. I figured the letters would be Alpha Omega, as in the beginning and the end (of all frats). My selling point: WE HAVE HOT BITCHES! And then put my apartment down for the address and tell 'em there'd be beer. People would come, trust me. Of course I never did that because, um, I'm a big pussy.

Anyways, that's why I hate chalk. Have a nice day.

Some more Hot Or Not GIRLS of the moment: Looks like she had too much to drink. I'd hit it, at least a time or three.